- Frankie: Do you know how much this bra would have cost—
- Matt: Do you know how much I wish that bra fit Alex?
4:16 pm • 1 note • #Matt #Frankie #Alex
- Matt: Really, everything about my face is weird.
- Frankie: I'm glad YOU said that.
4:15 pm • 2 notes • #Frankie #Matt
- Dean: Holy water?
- Bobby: That one is. This one's whiskey.
- Frankie: Don't get those mixed up.
- Tchy: Well, drinking holy water won't do any harm.
- Frankie: But throwing whiskey at someone... also won't do any harm.
4:14 pm • 1 note • #Frankie #Tchy
Why is no one ever drunk at the same time as me, I always look so foolish.
Alex, with delightfully melodramatic emphasis on the word “foolish.”
5:16 pm • 2 notes • #Alex
- Matt: Jared, you're mutating into a bear.
- Tchy: No, Matt, I'm mutating into a carpet.
9:46 pm • 4 notes • #Matt #Tchy
But… but no! Rubies are not green!
Matt, protesting the name of Frankie’s Mohawk and Oneida grandmother, Ruby Greene.
7:26 pm • 1 note • #Matt #Frankie
- Tchy: I want to watch something fun. Like the Blues Brothers.
- Matt: I don't want to watch the Blues Brothers.
- Tchy: But it's the best movie!
- Matt: But I want to watch people killing aliens. Or people having shenanigans underwater.
- Tchy: We could compromise and watch Avatar. Or Finding Nemo.
7:26 pm • 2 notes • #Matt #Tchy
We’re watching a movovie right now, and later we might watch a moive.
Nami, on our choice of entertainments while the Haus internet is out.
7:24 pm • 1 note • #Nami
That truck is not worthy to wield the power of Thor!
Matt, on Thor and the truck that loses its bed in attempting to pull Mjolnir out of the rock.
7:24 pm • 1 note • #Matt
- Tchy: I don't understand how you eat so much.
- Matt: Leading theories suggest I'm powered by a small black hole.
12:27 am • 1 note • #Matt #Tchy
